WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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