I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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