question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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