batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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