I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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