We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
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