There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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