I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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