it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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