I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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