hell yes lets make some ravioli
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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