it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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