if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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