it's not cheating when I paid for it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
