put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
