laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We're not piercing ourselves today.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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