You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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