Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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