This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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