so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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