but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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