Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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