Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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