Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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