Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
