It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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