And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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