I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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