why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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