What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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