watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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