The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
