Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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