Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
