Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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