Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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