What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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