In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
