Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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