Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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