Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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