quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Two words: nipple clamps
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