You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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