All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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