Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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