Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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