Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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