so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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