operation have a gay friend backfired
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i think im in europe. pls send help
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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