have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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